Cumberbatchitis

DEFINITION: A RATHER SERIOUS, OFTEN CHRONIC DISORDER WHICH CAN RESULT IN LONG-TERM DISABILITY TO PERFORM BASIC DAILY TASKS. CAUSED BY EITHER MOMENTARY OR PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE DAZED SMILE, EXCESSIVE SALIVATING, FREQUENT DAYDREAMING AND OCCASIONAL EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS. SO FAR NO CURE HAS BEEN FOUND. THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!

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